The van ride felt like the trip from H***. The vans appear to be from some asian country and designed for very tiny people. It was an extremely humid day so the AC was barely making a dent. The trip took about an hour and 45 minutes. All I can say is thankgoddess we were the first stop! They do drive a little crazy there, but it didn't bother me. I am used to it, since my husband drives that way too.
We stayed here from 5-24 thru 5-30 in room 4227, a 2nd floor garden view. I actually prefer upper floors to the ground floors when we travel so this was perfect. The room was dated, I am guessing the last time it was furnished was in the 70's (wicker style). The resort was ok for the most part. Cheap Carribean showed it as a 2 star and that is pretty much what it is for US comparisons. Kind of like an upscale motel 6. Check-in was fairly quick, but it took more than an hour to get our luggage. Keep in mind everybody moves slower in extreme heat countries. To them 10 minutes can really mean an hour. Other resorts we have went to have always brought you and your luggage at the same time. Here you are on your own to find your room using a VERY tiny map. The porter was very grateful when we tipped him a few dollars. It was obvious because he just kept shaking my husbands hand. We kind of got a little happy chuckle from that one since it was very clear to us he must really need the money. Also, keep in mind that this is a very POOR country. Average wage is approximately 200.00 per month or less. If you take a little walk thru the local village you will see what I mean.
The room came with a mini fridge which was kept stocked everyday with water, soft drinks, and frozen mugs. The mugs were a very nice touch! Especially since it was very hot and humid most of while we were there. When we tipped the help they left a little extra. The lighting in the room was poor so the reading I planning on doing didn't happen. The sun outside was way too bright to do any reading there, too. The room was clean and housekeeping did a great job. There was NOT any information in the room about the resort or for any of the localities with the exception of a phone book which was in spanish. Fortunately I read and speak some spanish. The resort might want to rethink this one. It wouldn't be that difficult to make up 3-ring binders with information on the resort, resturants, shopping, tours, etc in several languages. All it tkes is a little time to do one copy and a good copy machine and hole punch. This is definitely one of the best ways to get tourists to spend money. Having one set of information at guest services is useless when no one knows it is there and when it is only in spanish.. hint, hint. might want to photo copy some of that information and translate it to different languages for the rooms.
The bathroom was very basic. Yes there were not washcloths, but we managed by using the hand towels instead. My husband and I do not mind sharing when just washing our face and hands. If you need something for the shower I suggest you bring a loofa or sponge that you can throw out when you leave. They give you basic toiletries, but the shampoo is a bit stinky for my taste so I passed on that. The hairdryer worked good and there was a separate makeup mirror available on the wall. The shower pressure was great! They get points for that since lousy water pressure tends to ruin any vacation when you are trying to get sand off.
We ate at one specialty resturant. The Oceana. DO NOT get the seafood cocktail unless you are a sushi lover. My husband is not and he got grossed out... lol It is similar looking to a bloody mary, but tastes like raw squid in tomato juice. Very fishy if you get my meaning. The rest of the meals (Rock Bass and basamic vinegrette salad) we had were ok, but we very small portions.
The Buffet - Well some of it was excellent, good, and bad. The roast pig and fish were excellent. They get a gold star for this. If you have a delicate system please stay away from the beef. My husband won't listen and had to learn that one the hard way. The chicken was in the ok to bad range depending on the way it was cooked, but will not make you ill like the beef will. The lamb was very gamey and tasted as though it was in rut when slaughtered. steer clear of it! The grilled veggies and fresh fruit are very good, too. I tend to shy away from any uncooked veggies when the water is not purified. The cook staff tend to be better at grilling and BBQ'ing than other forms of cooking. The deserts were really good. Try the flan and the sweet corn cake. Breakfast was always a hit. You can get anything from fresh made eggs to cereal, fruit, doughnuts, etc. They have choclate milk, too! The late night menu is VERY limited, so if you hungry mark sure you eat before any of the buffets or resturants close. Or at least get a grab and go. The hot dogs are nasty, but the pizza is good.
The resort itself was very nice. The pools, beach, and ocean were really fantastic. There were plenty of lounge chairs to go around. no need to say any seats.. The pool bar was ok, but the lobby bar has better alcohol. I prefer absolute and bacardi. I konw it is much cheaper for them to serve the local stuff, but most tourists are used to drinking the better stuff and frankly the local stuff gave me a major headache. The Presidente beer was really good and tastes like budwieser. There are only three shops on the resort. A clothing shop, jewerly shop, and gift shop. Bring sun block. You don't want to buy it here. It will cost anywhere from 30 USD to 65 USD (depending on the SPF) for a very small bottle. I use SPF 30 and tan easily and I forgot to keep up with it and got a little sun burnt. THE SUN IS VERY STRONG THERE!!!
We did 2 excusions while we were there.
1st was the La Romania shopping trip (35 USD / person).
2nd was the Catalina Island snorkeling (98 USD / person).
Both trips took us to Casa de Campo for sightseeing and shopping and to see the 2 employee "Cigar Factory".
Casa de Campo was nice, but once was enough! The cigar factory was boring. We fell these were appropriate for the shopping trip, but not for the snorkeling trip. We would of rather went snorkeling longer, even if it would of been to another location. On the shopping trip we went to one local shop that must of been on the payroll. that was a disappointment. We did get to go to a big discount store called Jumbo. It is similar to going to walmart, but even cheaper. That was fun.
Catalina Island was very nice. We got there by taking a group 20 minute speed boat ride. They water was very clear. We even saw and got photo's of a giant blow fish. Photo Tip - most fish love fresh bread, but the blow fish loved banana. The lunch they served was ok. It consisted of a half grilled lobster, grilled chicken leg, misc cooked and uncooked veggies, and fruit. The last stop before going back to the resort they took us on a alligator boat ride. This was very relaxing after a long day in the sun.
I have photo's I will be posting. I took a lot of unusual photo's because before we went I could not find any complete room photo's and resort photo's that were not taken by Public relations types.
Have a great trip and don't forget the sun block!!!






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